Hey all,
It has been a minute since I’ve posted. A week really (if you count reposts from Overheard in New York an actual post) but the opportunities to really get on here and dish about the good stuff is rare. Hmm. Thats a bit dishonest. It’s just that it takes me [...]

12PM I Try to Take Revenge at Least Once a Day
Lady: You think wearing the skin of a dead cow is cool or something? You’re promoting murder by wearing that.
Leather jacket guy: I don’t wear this because I like leather. I wear this because I hate cows. My father was gored to death by a [...]

Cut Your Losses and Run!
Girl: Oh my god! That guy over there across the street — I went out with him last Saturday! We made plans for this weekend, and when I asked him what was up he told me he had to go home to Long Island ’cause his grandmother was sick.
Guy friend: The [...]

So I was discussing (via IM) about the Ills of the TV show 24 and how it is or isn’t affecting young men and women who want to join the military so they can ‘Get the bad guys like Jack Bauer’, when I made a fairly startling conclusion;
I don’t watch Television.
Instead of sort of hyper [...]

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all week and, if you’re in need of some pep-me-up, while couples all around you engage in all sorts of bile-levitating activities while you weep quietly into your lonely little beverage, it might soothe a bit.
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Happy Valentines Day Everyone! I hope your day is filled with sunshine, flowers, small, tasty candied treats, and little, bite-sized nuggets of joy, and love.
Unless you live in the Dirty-dirty Lou, in which case, I just wish you some ice-free roads and travels void from insane drivers who either are convinced that THEIR car [...]

So I know I’ve been lax with the posty-post thang. I have excuses but I also know that you, dear reader, are not a forgiving lot, my protestations falling on callous, uncaring ears.
But know that my time away was filled with tears and wails of frustration. So lemme settle up the debt right [...]