10AM Oh, Wait! Was He That Guy in Bill and Ted?
History major associate: That little dude is such a jerk! He’s got a major Napoleon complex going on.
Blonde assistant manager: Really? But he doesn’t have a big nose or curly hair or glasses…
History major associate: What? Not Napoleon Dynamite! Napoleon Bonaparte!
Blonde assistant manager: Oh. I [...]

*There will be pictures but I gotta add them later so…for now, you must battle The Mighty Wall of Text! Ready….FIGHT!*

The glacial speed at which I process thoughts sometimes leads me to believe that I am unfit for the blogosphere, responding to the latest interweb nut fuckery and metameme too slowly to add any sort [...]

So Gikinmaro and I went to see 300 at the local cinemaplex last night. When Tambora (who has seen it 2 times and is probably on his way to a 3rd in the next week) described it as the battle scenes from Lord of the Rings (Movies 2 and 3, really) mixed with the one-on-one [...]

10AM Anyone Else Picturing an Ungodly ‘If They Mated’?
Coworker #1: So, I’ve been reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting, and I had no idea about the Toni Braxton-Taylor Hicks thing.
Coworker #2: … The what?
Coworker #1: You know, the false labor…
Coworker #2: You mean Braxton Hicks?
Coworker #1: Yes, Toni Braxton-Taylor Hicks. I had no idea [...]