Hola! I hope your week so far has treated you kindly, like the gentle, sloppy lick of a newborn baby calf, or maybe the sweet caress of silk as the blindfold is tightened around your eyes (but before the blade kisses your neck). Me? Well, for most of the week, I’ve been deep within the [...]

Waiting Patiently for the end of the Snark era… I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done with the Snark Era. You know, when everything becomes fodder for sarcastic comebacks and put-downs, which are then in turn used for more sarcastic put-downs, nothing actually gets said and everybody looses, and, more importantly, I get bored. [...]

It’s really all my fault. I mean, kharmically, It’s no more than I deserve. All I wanted was a day to recharge and maybe avoid the worst part of all this. Oh fate, you fickle, spiteful bitch…how you laugh at me and take my lunch money… Lemme ‘splain. This morning I told the wife that [...]