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if you doubt….

that there is a God and he is good check out the video below
Now I’m just lettin you know this is probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever posted outside of pictures of my husband (you like how I threw that on in there right? you know I’m so fly)
This is not safe for work.. at least I don’t think it is, and I was having a less than stellar day, then I saw this when I went to B Scotts website.. and now I am much better now. and I know I said I wasn’t posting but - you can’t not share this kinda thing.. you just can’t.
If you wanna skip the intro you can click any where in the video past the half way mark and its all good…

Trust and believe…

This is So Splendiferious…

Ladies only, unless you you swing south paw then you come on over too.


Taken over Google

I am a fan of all things google and I have taken over the search engine I have used it so much - don’t beleive me click here.

HA! TOLD YOU SO!!
WOBL’s taking over the world.. and you didn’t even see it comin! Call Whoopi! and Ruby Dee! Tell them its TIME!!!


Mr. Ice Cream Man

So.
I’m back.
I’ll have you know Photography is a time consuming profession. Just editing the pictures is a very very time consuming process, and not for the faint of heart. It is teadious, but looking at the images over and over again makes you think hard and creatively about processing them. Its not that much different than sending a snapshot off to an artist to have a portrait painted, and I am a tad bit surprised. But I love it. I could sit and edit all night. Just ask my husband, who was probably like “Dude - are you still at that computer?” last night, I know this cause he said it at least twice last night so I guess its safe to say the thought passed his mind.
How ever he is still the man I fell in love with as it is spring time and he tends to get a little creative around this time of year. I beleive it was mothers day last year he bought a ice cream maker for my gift as I am gormet and Alton Brown says home made ice cream is better than stuff in a store.
And wouldn’t you know it, Ol’ Alton was right! How ever I am not the ice cream guru in our house, thats Jerry’s domain. Last year he made strawberry and a chocolate and you would have been in ice cream heaven, it was so rich you could just stop for a single spoonful and be happy with your day. This week, the machine is back!
He made a chocolate espresso bean ice cream, and a mint chocolate chip, both are heavenly and I don’t normally like my ice cream busy.
So my goal is to get him an additional bowl for the ice cream maker so he can do more than one flavor at a time, cause he’s alwys thinking up stuff he’d like to try. I think in his former life he was Ben or Jer- wait… never mind.
Every time he makes ice cream I think of this STOOPID song from like 1995. I still strongly dislike Master P as much as I did in 1995, doesn’t mean his songs don’t get stuck in my head all the dang on time.


Part III Peak Performance

*about this title I thought that was a cute play on words since apparently there are romance novels for NASCAR fans. I was like Seriously? so it was either that or Spies, Lies and Naked Thighs, but there was no spying in my weekend so there you go…

moving on to my early week:
Monday Jerry took the day off to recover from the massive amounts fermented beverages he consumed. Went to lunch with his best friend then went to hang out before going to see Iron Man, and then apparently hung out after as well. I, however went to work, came home with an extra four year old and did the mom thing until 8:30 when the extra four year old got picked up and Cammy decided it was a good time to


Weekend Pleasure Seekers Pt I

It was a long lazy weekend – designed to make the hubby happy, and apparently it was a rousing success. Thus this will be a long lazy post.. broken into parts each posted through out the day… And I still hvaen’t finished my pictures, I forgot all of my editing software is on the laptop I gave my mom and I don’t get it back til tomorrow so - this will be the last week of light picture posting. tis the price of loving your mother.

Anywho.

Friday we hung light – put Cam down at a decent hour. Then my girls came and kidnapped me with and Bri, who seems to have some ‘mommy’s gonna go have some fun’ radar and wakes up EVERY time I get ready to go have a good time- so we took her with for some late night Cocktails and appetizers at Cheesecake factory. Yes I am the chick who walks into the restaurant at 11 p.m with an infant for drinks.

Jerry was tired so he was asleep before


you said it Selma**

I really feel for those mothers who have the babies really young. It’s a lot of work and I think it’s the best time….It’s a little nerve-racking to wait that long, but it’s the best time to have it because you’ve done so many other things in your life. You just get it out of you system, and you can really relax into being a mother, which is the best thing that can happen to you.

But if you’re 23, you don’t know this because you think you have to do so many more things. But if you already did them, then you can really focus and enjoy every minute of it. - Selma Hayek

Selma is one of the sexy-ist, smartist women - in my opinion - in hollywood. She is one of the few women who I think could walk into my marriage and leave with my husband - for at least a few weeks, before he realised she can’t ______ like me and comes on home. Shes ticked a lot of people off with this statement, and I happen to agree with her whole heartedly.
Truth is I know both sides of this argument. My mom had me when she was week fresh 17. I had my first daughter when I was 27 - which by all arguments could still be concidered young but looking at the cycle my mother insisted my sister and i avoid, we were practically OLD. In fact when bpregnant with my second child my mother implied that I was OLD which was why it was more difficult the second time around.
Seriously.
Being 27 when I gave birth I felt like I had done the club scene and wasn’t “missing out” per say when my friends decided to go out, and I’m grown enough to know I can still go occasionally if I wanna. So I get what shes sayin, and I can see where young moms would get offended. I know none of my friends are going though whatI am going through mostly becuase out side of a few most of my friends have eight, nine and ten year olds. THey will be far done and kickin it again when I am contemplating whether Cam can be dropped off at the mall alone. SO there are some perks to early parenthood including hearing “you can’t possibly be old enough to have a 31 year old daughter!!” which my mom gets all the time. But my angle on it is- is having kids young something you would encourage your son or daughter to do? for me - no - I will, as my mother has done, encourage my kids to wait as long as they can to have kids and live as much as they want before hand - cause kids change the way you live, they just do.
What do you guys think? Selma out of line?

**updated for the visuals the hubby asked for.. satisfied?!?!?


Girl crush right here

This lady cracks me up..

and this one too


Why I like Taylor Mai

He teaches me cool words like “epithalamium” You just gotta love that!!!.


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