I read this and thought of you my blogging friends…
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER in 2006
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one dies.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 – In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.A
ND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:We know exactly where one cow with ‘mad cow disease’ is located among the millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Very accurate…although I stopped reading at #8…the simple beauty and universal truth of #8 made me stop being hungry… =0)
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I agree. I would only correct #6 slightly to read : Some people are like a Slinky…not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you push one down the stairs…
i couldnt pick a favorite, they were all pretty good.
10 & 8 had to be my favorites… prolly will grow up to be away messages.
UH, wasnt there a resolution to write???
LOOOOVE YOU.